“Darling DoucheBag of a Husband”
My mother arrives today. I’m spending $150,000 to build an addition on to the house. And because I’m a worthy wife and am concerned about finances, I’ve opened up a new credit card with no interest so we won’t have to pay for it for a year (or something like that). I don’t know I’ll just play dumb.
Get your ass back here.
No one has eaten in two days. Not that we can with the smell of puke overrunning the house. I think it’s still in my hair.