Marriage Math

I know that men are historically better in math than women. Except when it comes to sex and housework.

Case in point:

Man, on a Tuesday night, “We should have sex tonight. We haven’t had sex in months.”

Wife, “We had sex on Saturday.”


Wife, “Honey you need to make the bed today.”

Man, “What? I made it like yesterday.”

Wife, “That was September.”

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