To me sex is like thai food. I would never think to order it but once I’m having it I think ‘hey, this is pretty good. we should have this more often.’
To me sex is like thai food. I would never think to order it but once I’m having it I think ‘hey, this is pretty good. we should have this more often.’
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After mediating a debate on whether to accept an insulting low offer on our house, our exhausted real estate agent leaned back in his chair cracked a grin and said “Oh, I get it. You’re the gas and he’s the brakes. “ Flashback: I had just spent two years in a dark post-partum depression and […]
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Day 7 “Darling DoucheBag of a Husband” My mother arrives today. I’m spending $150,000 to build an addition on to the house. And because I’m a worthy wife and am concerned about finances, I’ve opened up a new credit card with no interest so we won’t have to pay for it for a year (or […]
Day 6 The nanny quit. I’m moving my mother in with us. Go fuck yourself. Read Day 7
Day 5 How is your “business training/boondoggle/pubcrawl/whorefest” going? Popquiz: You should or should NOT paint over smoke detectors. Tonight you missed PukeFest2014. It was like someone dropped a mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke – your son was literally spewing fountains of puke. On your side of the bed. And down the bedframe. And […]
Day 4 Dear ‘Darling Husband’, How is your “business training/boondoggle/pubcrawl” going?? True or False: When a vacuum sucks up a rainbow loom bracelet it smokes. And I decided that going on the wagon doesn’t include champagne or vodka or beer. Just thought that you should know. We’re all starving. Read Day 5