Dear Elementary School Parents, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, stop sending the entire school emails when Emma or Jake leaves their hoodie on the playground. Has anyone in the HISTORY OF TIME every gotten one returned from one of these emails? Do you think someone is actually intentionally picking up your kid’s sweatshirt and hoarding it? We have kids. We know what kind of crap is on their clothes – food, jam, snot. I have no desire to pick up someone else’s kid clothes, let alone KEEP it. How about the good old days when you lost your jacket you didn’t get another one. #ihopeyourstupidkidfreezeshisa
