To the woman who bragged to me that her six year old was “really good at chores”. First of all, shut up. Your six year old isn’t GOOD at anything. And despite your condescending banter and missives that I should ‘teach my children to contribute’ my kids still haven’t mastered using a zipper or getting food to their mouths. Asking them to do chores just results in me having to REchore, and I’m just too damn lazy for that. And Botox is expensive and REmaking beds and REstacking the dishwasher just stresses me out. So I REfuse to REchore. I’m putting that on a t-shirt. Then I’m putting that t-shirt on your boring ass kid.
