Day 5
How is your “business training/boondoggle/pubcrawl/whorefest” going?
Popquiz: You should or should NOT paint over smoke detectors.
Tonight you missed PukeFest2014. It was like someone dropped a mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke – your son was literally spewing fountains of puke. On your side of the bed. And down the bedframe. And into the box spring. And all over the rug. Then in his bed. Down his mattress. I think it’s still in his hair.
Barf Fountain
Our room looked like this, but without the catchy soundtrack
I’ve bought a new mattress from Costco. And I donated the rug.
I hate you.
I’ve hired a nanny.