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In Every Relationship Someone is the Gas and Someone is the Brakes, Which One Are You?

After mediating a debate on whether to accept an insulting low offer on our house, our exhausted real estate agent leaned back in his chair cracked a grin and said “Oh, I get it. You’re the gas and he’s the brakes. “ Flashback: I had just spent two years in a dark post-partum depression and […]

While You Were Away: Day 8

Day 8 Aksjdfkj oiwioeihju ;al;klsjd iweuio w “!!!” lkajdien ‘’lkksijg ‘lkkljkj asdiogj z’lklwej icops dk Kljakdlfuioweu jnclakeuiou g’alsssssssssssssssssjieu a’lkgne’aliuev ‘alsjkehiora s’jk;v a’iweugfa Lawkejiopguja segpuiojk’;akeopi agj’akel;ppppppppjil;u vodka The End Start Over Day 1

While You Were Away: Day 7

Day 7 “Darling DoucheBag of a Husband” My mother arrives today. I’m spending $150,000 to build an addition on to the house. And because I’m a worthy wife and am concerned about finances, I’ve opened up a new credit card with no interest so we won’t have to pay for it for a year (or […]

While You Were Away: Day 6

Day 6 The nanny quit. I’m moving my mother in with us. Go fuck yourself. Read Day 7

While You Were Away: Day 5

Day 5 How is your “business training/boondoggle/pubcrawl/whorefest” going? Popquiz: You should or should NOT paint over smoke detectors. Tonight you missed PukeFest2014. It was like someone dropped a mentos into a bottle of Diet Coke – your son was literally spewing fountains of puke. On your side of the bed. And down the bedframe. And […]

While You Were Away: Day 4

Day 4 Dear ‘Darling Husband’, How is your “business training/boondoggle/pubcrawl” going?? True or False: When a vacuum sucks up a rainbow loom bracelet it smokes. And I decided that going on the wagon doesn’t include champagne or vodka or beer. Just thought that you should know. We’re all starving. Read Day 5

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